When it comes to sex, we’re big supporters of breaking out of the bed. But some couples can take things just a bit too far, getting it on in some super crazy—and totally grody—locales. Here are 10 of the weirdest, grossest, and most inappropriate places people have been caught doing the nasty.
1.A Salt Lake City church saw some action during a wedding ceremony. Specifically, two old jailbirds having sex right outside it — which was apparently witnessed by no less than four children. Welcome to the birds and the bees, kids!
2. Voyeurism doesn’t stop when you’re in the Early Bird Special stage of life. A 68-year-old woman and her 49-year-old boyfriend were caught having sex in the public square of a retirement community in (where else?) Florida.
3. A trial in Genoa, Italy came to a halt when the prosecutor heard strange noises. The tension in the courtroom was clearly too much for two court administrative staff, who were having sex in an office next to the court. Oh, and one of them was married. BONK BONK.
4. St. Patrick’s Day has long been an excuse for the nation’s youth to get drunk and make mistakes. This one involves two college-aged people in Delaware who did it up against a Dumpster in a parking lot behind a Dunkin’ Donuts. I hope their first time was as special as they wanted it to be.
5. A U.K. couple was thrown out of a McDonald’s for stripping down in the eatery’s bathroom—and moaning and groaning for all to hear. We don’t know about you, but we’d rather take our golden fries and bounce. Mickey D’s bathrooms? So not sexy.
6. A Texas couple decided that the best thing to do after being arrested for possessing illegal substances would be to get busy, natch. Even though she was handcuffed, the woman in question unzipped her man’s pants and started giving him a BJ right then and there. Bold.
7. After seeing that the Google Earth car was in the neighborhood, an Australian couple decided to pull their car over and allow the street view cam to capture what may or may not have been totally staged sex. Either way, the resulting image is pretty cray cray—and classic.
8. While there’s nothing all that sexy about deposits and ATM transactions, a couple in France might beg to differ. However, their bank-floor horizontal mambo was cut short when they were busted in on by a group of teenagers, who filmed the action on a cellphone camera.
9. In February, an elderly couple was caught getting frisky in their car in the parking lot of Docs Smoked Barbecue and Burgers in Sonora, Calif. The really awkward part? The gentleman in question was a regular customer of the joint.
10. One couple in Estonia took their sex life to new heights when they decided to get busy on the country’s Arch Bridge. While they may have thought no one was watching, their romp was captured by a passerby, and is is now immortalized on the web.
11. In China, a couple’s elicit cable car romp caused officials to issue a stern warning to passengers. Before passengers can board the cars, they’ll now see a sign that states: “Be cautious, it is risky to conduct intimate behavior aloft.”